Burger of Bliss - Slick Flooring

Ever since a dog slipped and fell in the store, the animal rights association asked us to only mop the floor once a week and spill cola on it to maintain its stickiness.

Comfort +350

Burger of Bliss - "Toffee Season" Wallpaper

Do you feel a sense of simple, comfortable beauty when you look at this wall? If not, it means we were tricked by our interior designer.

Comfort +350

Burger of Bliss - "Legendary Customer" Neon Lights

These neon lights are used to commemorate the winner of the yearly Big Eater competition, but we haven't changed this one ever since we put it in.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Business Hours" Kitchen Window

We hope that this helps you understand how passionate we are about our work and how much we hate vegetarians.

Comfort +550

Burger of Bliss - "Twilight Code" Hanging Lights

When only two lights are on, it means wandering Dolls can stay the night. When only one light is on, it means humans working the night shift can come squeeze in too.

Comfort +450

Burger of Bliss - "Cool Vision" Ceiling Fan

You normally won't notice a ceiling fan, but you'll notice if it's gone. This effect is known as the...who cares what those damn academics call it.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Happy Adjutant" Statue

I don't know what's wrong with it, but I keep thinking that a statue that's meant to make people happy shouldn't look like that...
"The statue isn't meant to make people happy. She's very happy to begin with. You need to think about it from her perspective."
"But I AM Kalina..."
"And that's why you're a superficial being, a chaotic and easily-changed reference, while the statue has a more...stable nature."

Comfort +450

Burger of Bliss - "Delicious Stage" Display Case

The display case is filled with mankind's history of obtaining the most calories in the shortest possible time. You don't have to be moved by it, but you have to pay for it.

Comfort +550

Burger of Bliss - "Happy Rainbow" Drinks

We change the drinks every day depending on our mood...or just their coloring.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Space Voyage" Neon Lights

If burgers are flying saucers and the restaurant is the universe, then what are we? We're just a bunch of unimportant nebulae and the stomach is the end of the universe.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Devil's Lava" Statue

Is it a song? Is it a book? Is it a person? No! The only thing that can truly warm your heart is calories, so put on another slice of cheese!

Comfort +450

Burger of Bliss - "Gold Experience" Roasting Case

Do you remember how many pieces of bread you've eaten in your life? We'll help you out, through the bill.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Top Secret" Hatch

The secret is that only lives that are lost have value.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Potato Crystal" Neon Light

The world faces a gamble - take a bet on whether nuclear weapons or junk food will destroy our bodies first.

Comfort +400

Burger of Bliss - "Noisy Afternoon" Dining Table

Forget about thinking and spend a weekend amidst the laughter of your best friends! Put all your worries out of mind, after all, you've already paid up.

Comfort +450

Burger of Bliss - "Soul Sacrifice" Dining Seat

Relax and eat! Food won't change you, it only changes how other people look at you, and it's not like you can change that, right?

Comfort +500

Burger of Bliss - "Centimeter Guess" Dining Seat

Do you like beer and fried chicken or cola and burgers? Do you like window views in the morning or corners at sunset? I remembered the answers but forgot the question, because I don't know where you are.

Comfort +550

Burger of Bliss - "Waiting Alone" Dining Seat

You have to chase desperately after some things and be content to wait for others. Some of them are joyful, some of them are blissful, some of them are fried chicken, and some of them are you.

Comfort +550